you will never be as awesome as this butterfly.

LOOK AT THIS BUTTERFLY.

LOOK AT IT.

You will never be as cool as this butterfly.

The Dryas iulia is native to Brazil, Texas, and Florida. Wikipedia describes it as a fast flier. It drinks the nectar of Shepherd's-needle and lantanas, and CAIMAN ALLIGATOR TEARS.

Yeah. Do a google search to see some pictures of this butterfly drinking the tears of alligators.

Apparently, the Dryas iulia stabs the eye of the caiman with its proboscis. This irritates the eye and produces tears.

RIDICULOUS!!!

Plus, order to keep away the predators, Dryas iulia caterpillars look like this:

DO NOT TOUCH.

In order to be as cool as the Dryas iulia butterfly, you would have to eat some really dangerous item in addition to your regular diet.

Also, you would have to wear a coat of spikes until you grew up.

In conclusion, you all might as well give up trying to be cool, because you will never be as awesome as this butterfly.