Showing posts with label formula. Show all posts
Showing posts with label formula. Show all posts

Friday, July 15, 2011

fake excuses

Sometimes, a situation calls for an excuse.



Sometimes, it calls for an excuse/blow-off.



"I have to wash my hair" used to be the token great excuse to both remove yourself from a situation and blow someone off at the same time. But that's been a little overdone. Here are some better excuses in the same vein:



Said sincerely, the result of these excuses will be the original result of "I have to wash my hair."



Here is the formula for making a new, better excuse:



Go for it! Make your own! Enjoy blowing off skeevy jerks everywhere!