fake excuses

Sometimes, a situation calls for an excuse.

Sometimes, it calls for an excuse/blow-off.

"I have to wash my hair" used to be the token great excuse to both remove yourself from a situation and blow someone off at the same time. But that's been a little overdone. Here are some better excuses in the same vein:

Said sincerely, the result of these excuses will be the original result of "I have to wash my hair."

Here is the formula for making a new, better excuse:

Go for it! Make your own! Enjoy blowing off skeevy jerks everywhere!